
White Men Can’t Dump
Ian · #12 this season · 5-13-1
Franchise: 4 seasons · 35-38-10 (.482)
Category Ranks
Positional Depth
Players eligible at each position (a player can count at several)
Hitters
| Player | Matchup | Opposing Pitcher | Career vs P | HR% | SB% |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cal RaleighC · SEA · .570 OPS | @ NYY6:05 PM CT | Ryan Weathers (LHP, 3.79 ERA) | no history | HR 18% | SB 1% |
| Christian Walker1B · HOU · .774 OPS | @ SF8:45 PM CT | TBD | |||
| Travis Bazzana2B · CLE · .724 OPS | @ DET5:40 PM CT | Drew Anderson (RHP, 4.01 ERA) | 0-for-1 (.000) | HR 13% | SB 28% |
| Jazz Chisholm Jr.2B,3B · NYY · .691 OPS | vs SEA6:05 PM CT | Bryan Woo (RHP, 4.31 ERA) | 1-for-6 (.167) | HR 18% | SB 26% |
| Bo Bichette3B,SS · NYM · .687 OPS | @ ATL6:15 PM CT | Martín Pérez (LHP, 3.14 ERA) | 7-for-15 (.467) | HR 10% | SB 0% |
| Willy AdamesSS · SF · .696 OPS | vs HOU8:45 PM CT | Hunter Brown (RHP, 3.53 ERA) | 0-for-2 (.000) | HR 14% | SB 15% |
| Bryan ReynoldsLF,CF,RF · PIT · .822 OPS | @ MIA5:40 PM CT | Eury Pérez (RHP, 3.61 ERA) | 1-for-2 (.500) | HR 7% | SB 11% |
| Ian HappLF · CHC · .744 OPS | @ WSH5:45 PM CT | TBD | |||
| Dylan CrewsLF,CF,RF · WSH · .659 OPS | vs CHC5:45 PM CT | Shota Imanaga (LHP, 3.60 ERA) | 1-for-6, 1 HR (.167) | HR 21% | SB 5% |
| Owen CaissieCF,RF · MIA · .727 OPS | vs PIT5:40 PM CT | Paul Skenes (RHP, 3.96 ERA) | 0-for-2 (.000) | HR 14% | SB 4% |
| Ryan O'HearnIL101B,LF,RF · PIT · .788 OPS | @ MIA5:40 PM CT | Eury Pérez (RHP, 3.61 ERA) | 0-for-2 (.000) | HR 13% | SB 3% |
| Marcelo MayerIL102B,3B,SS · SF · .594 OPS | vs HOU8:45 PM CT | Hunter Brown (RHP, 3.53 ERA) | 0-for-1 (.000) | HR 2% | SB 15% |
| Cooper PrattIL10SS · MIL · .720 OPS | @ SD8:40 PM CT | Walker Buehler (RHP, 5.07 ERA) | no history | HR 7% | SB 39% |
| Oneil CruzIL60CF · PIT · .822 OPS | @ MIA5:40 PM CT | Eury Pérez (RHP, 3.61 ERA) | 0-for-1 (.000) | HR 17% | SB 69% |
Pitchers
| Player | Matchup | Career vs Opponent |
|---|---|---|
| Tyler WellsSP,RP · TB · 2.51 ERA | @ ATH8:40 PM CT | held to .381 AVG / 1.197 OPS · 5 K in 4.1 IP |
| Michael KingSP · SD · 3.37 ERA | vs MIL8:40 PM CT | held to .228 AVG / .569 OPS · 32 K in 24.0 IP |
| Hunter BrownSTARTSSP · HOU · 3.53 ERA | @ SF8:45 PM CT | held to .267 AVG / .783 OPS · 4 K in 4.0 IP |
| Bryce ElderSP · ATL · 4.03 ERA | vs NYM6:15 PM CT | held to .261 AVG / .745 OPS · 33 K in 36.0 IP |
| Bubba ChandlerSP · PIT · 4.26 ERA | @ MIA5:40 PM CT | held to .150 AVG / .427 OPS · 6 K in 5.2 IP |
| Kevin GausmanSP · CHC · 4.29 ERA | @ WSH5:45 PM CT | held to .282 AVG / .761 OPS · 56 K in 62.2 IP |
| Kevin KellyRP · TB · 2.00 ERA | @ ATH8:40 PM CT | held to .036 AVG / .105 OPS · 12 K in 9.1 IP |
| Tanner ScottRP · LAD · 2.31 ERA | vs KC9:10 PM CT | held to .263 AVG / .589 OPS · 14 K in 10.0 IP |
| Daniel Lynch IVRP · KC · 2.45 ERA | @ LAD9:10 PM CT | held to .186 AVG / .596 OPS · 9 K in 12.0 IP |
| Fernando CruzRP · NYY · 2.88 ERA | vs SEA6:05 PM CT | held to .154 AVG / .421 OPS · 8 K in 4.0 IP |
| Nick LodoloSTARTSIL15SP · CIN · 4.60 ERA | @ CWS6:40 PM CT | held to .246 AVG / .804 OPS · 17 K in 14.1 IP |
| Corbin BurnesIL60SP · AZ | vs COL8:40 PM CT | held to .248 AVG / .674 OPS · 34 K in 28.1 IP |
| Ryan HelsleyIL60RP · BAL · 4.11 ERA | @ MIN6:40 PM CT⛈ air quality concern (AQI 151) | held to .242 AVG / .606 OPS · 12 K in 8.1 IP |
Times CT · career matchup data from MLB · pitcher innings vs opponent are reconstructed from recorded outs and can differ from official totals by an out · Yesterday view adds each player's actual box-score line for reviewing how the matchup calls played out · HR% models the chance of a home run this game from platoon splits vs the probable's hand, last-30-days form, pitcher HR rate, and ballpark · SB% models the chance of a steal from steal rate per time on base, recent form, the pitcher's run-game record, and expected times on base · weather flags from the forecast at first pitch: rain, thunderstorms (flagged even at low rain odds), and wildfire smoke (US AQI 150+); roofed parks never flagged
Minor League Roster
Ordered by consensus prospect rank
- 1.Seth Hernandez#7P20A+PITGreensboro Grasshoppers · 2.43 ERA · 1.05 WHIP · 118 K in 74.0 IP
- 2.Zyhir Hope#18CF21AALADErie SeaWolves · .281 / .362 / .514 · 24 HR · 18 SB
- 3.Gage Wood#48P22AAPHIReading Fightin Phils · 4.31 ERA · 1.23 WHIP · 106 K in 71.0 IP
- 4.Jett Williams#59SS22AAANYMNashville Sounds · .233 / .340 / .384 · 9 HR · 21 SB
- 5.Kevin Alvarez#84OF18AHOUFayetteville Woodpeckers · .270 / .347 / .447 · 9 HR · 14 SB
- 6.Johenssy Colome#150SS17RkATHDSL Athletics · .227 / .429 / .360 · 1 HR · 7 SB
- 7.Juneiker Caceres#160OF18A+CLELake County Captains · .311 / .409 / .516 · 11 HR · 7 SB
- 8.Tommy White#1813B23MLBA'sAthletics · .292 / .336 / .426 · 10 HR · 2 SB
- 9.Termarr JohnsonSS22AAAPITIndianapolis Indians · .199 / .336 / .319 · 8 HR · 24 SB
- 10.Paulino SantanaOF19ATEXHickory Crawdads · .272 / .396 / .452 · 13 HR · 21 SB
- 11.Adolfo SanchezOF19ACINDaytona Tortugas · .182 / .300 / .394 · 2 HR · 0 SB
- 12.Ethan PetryOF22AAWASHarrisburg Senators · .249 / .334 / .458 · 17 HR · 6 SB
- 13.Yorger BautistaOF18RkSEAACL Mariners · .283 / .345 / .489 · 9 HR · 9 SB
- 14.Jaxson WigginsP24AAACHCIowa Cubs · 7.98 ERA · 1.84 WHIP · 35 K in 29.1 IP
Franchise Record Book
Franchise Seasons
| Year | Team Name | Finish | Record |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2025 | White Men Can’t Dump | #8 | 8-11-2 |
| 2024 | The Albiessinian Empire | #7 | 5-11-5 |
| 2023 | The Albiessinian Empire | #5 | 11-7-3 |
| 2022 | The Albiessinian Empire | #5 | 11-9-0 |