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White Men Can’t Dump

Ian · #12 this season · 5-13-1

Franchise: 4 seasons · 35-38-10 (.482)

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Strengths:ERA (#3)NSVH (#3)TB (#4)Weaknesses:TB (#12)AVG (#12)OBP (#12)

Category Ranks

R
548
#11
HR
155
#8
RBI
530
#11
TB
1598
#12
AVG
.230
#12
OBP
.313
#12
NSB
65
#5
K
989
#8
TB
1362
#4
ERA
3.67
#3
WHIP
1.22
#8
K/BB
2.72
#11
QS
54
#9
NSVH
81
#3

Positional Depth

C
1
THIN
1B
2
2B
3
3B
3
SS
4
OF
6
SP
8
RP
6

Players eligible at each position (a player can count at several)

MLB Roster · Sun, Aug 9

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Hitters

PlayerMatchupOpposing PitcherCareer vs PHR%SB%Result
Cal RaleighC · SEA · .570 OPSvs TB3:10 PM CTIan Seymour (LHP, 4.08 ERA)1-for-5 (.200)HR 14%SB 2%0-for-4
Christian Walker1B · HOU · .774 OPS@ SD7:20 PM CTRandy Vásquez (RHP, 4.16 ERA)1-for-11 (.091)HR 16%SB 0%0-for-3
Travis Bazzana2B · CLE · .724 OPS@ CWS1:10 PM CTDavis Martin (RHP, 4.17 ERA)2-for-3 (.667)HR 8%SB 26%0-for-3, 1 BB
Jazz Chisholm Jr.2B,3B · NYY · .691 OPSvs ATL12:35 PM CTGrant Holmes (RHP, 3.47 ERA)2-for-5 (.400)HR 27%SB 16%1-for-3, 1 BB
Bo Bichette3B,SS · NYM · .687 OPS@ PIT12:35 PM CTJared Jones (RHP, 5.03 ERA)2-for-2 (1.000)HR 7%SB 0%5-for-5, 3 RBI, 3 R, 1 BB
Willy AdamesSS · SF · .696 OPSvs DET3:05 PM CTTroy Melton (RHP, 1.46 ERA)1-for-3 (.333)HR 12%SB 3%1-for-3, 1 BB
Bryan ReynoldsLF,CF,RF · PIT · .822 OPSvs NYM12:35 PM CTSean Manaea (LHP, 4.13 ERA)3-for-12, 1 HR (.250)HR 10%SB 4%1-for-3
Ian HappLF · CHC · .744 OPS@ KC1:10 PM CTRandy Dobnak (RHP, 2.00 ERA)2-for-4 (.500)HR 6%SB 6%3-for-5, 1 HR, 2 RBI, 2 R
Dylan CrewsLF,CF,RF · WSH · .659 OPSvs CIN11:15 AM CTBrady Singer (RHP, 4.66 ERA)1-for-3 (.333)HR 15%SB 15%1-for-4, 1 R
Owen CaissieCF,RF · MIA · .727 OPSvs LAA12:40 PM CTGrayson Rodriguez (RHP, 7.20 ERA)1-for-1 (1.000)HR 20%SB 4%2-for-4, 1 RBI, 2 R, 1 BB
Ryan O'HearnIL101B,LF,RF · PIT · .788 OPSvs NYM12:35 PM CTSean Manaea (LHP, 4.13 ERA)0-for-4 (.000)HR 11%SB 1%did not play
Marcelo MayerIL102B,3B,SS · SF · .594 OPSvs DET3:05 PM CTTroy Melton (RHP, 1.46 ERA)no historyHR 2%SB 3%did not play
Cooper PrattIL10SS · MIL · .720 OPSvs MIN1:10 PM CTConnor Prielipp (LHP, 4.79 ERA)no historyHR 8%SB 24%did not play
Oneil CruzIL60CF · PIT · .822 OPSvs NYM12:35 PM CTSean Manaea (LHP, 4.13 ERA)1-for-1 (1.000)HR 18%SB 30%did not play

Pitchers

PlayerMatchupCareer vs OpponentResult
Tyler WellsSP,RP · TB · 2.51 ERA@ SEA3:10 PM CTheld to .086 AVG / .335 OPS · 9 K in 10.2 IPdid not pitch
Michael KingSP · SD · 3.37 ERAvs HOU7:20 PM CTheld to .215 AVG / .607 OPS · 32 K in 29.1 IPdid not pitch
Hunter BrownSP · HOU · 3.53 ERA@ SD7:20 PM CTheld to .262 AVG / .740 OPS · 8 K in 10.1 IPdid not pitch
Bryce ElderSP · ATL · 4.03 ERA@ NYY12:35 PM CTheld to .053 AVG / .235 OPS · 3 K in 7.0 IPdid not pitch
Bubba ChandlerSP · PIT · 4.26 ERAvs NYM12:35 PM CTheld to .150 AVG / .340 OPS · 5 K in 5.2 IPdid not pitch
Kevin GausmanSP · CHC · 4.29 ERA@ KC1:10 PM CTheld to .238 AVG / .673 OPS · 37 K in 42.1 IPdid not pitch
Kevin KellyRP · TB · 2.00 ERA@ SEA3:10 PM CTheld to .182 AVG / .405 OPS · 9 K in 13.0 IPdid not pitch
Tanner ScottRP · LAD · 2.31 ERA@ AZ3:10 PM CTheld to .227 AVG / .698 OPS · 25 K in 20.2 IPdid not pitch
Daniel Lynch IVRP · KC · 2.45 ERAvs CHC1:10 PM CTheld to .375 AVG / .875 OPS · 2 K in 1.2 IPdid not pitch
Fernando CruzRP · NYY · 2.88 ERAvs ATL12:35 PM CTheld to .111 AVG / .448 OPS · 13 K in 8.1 IPdid not pitch
Nick LodoloIL15SP · CIN · 4.60 ERA@ WSH11:15 AM CTheld to .252 AVG / .717 OPS · 31 K in 31.2 IPdid not pitch
Corbin BurnesIL60SP · AZvs LAD3:10 PM CTheld to .241 AVG / .721 OPS · 45 K in 45.0 IPdid not pitch
Ryan HelsleyIL60RP · BAL · 4.11 ERA@ TEX1:35 PM CTheld to .083 AVG / .250 OPS · 6 K in 3.2 IPdid not pitch

Times CT · career matchup data from MLB · pitcher innings vs opponent are reconstructed from recorded outs and can differ from official totals by an out · Yesterday view adds each player's actual box-score line for reviewing how the matchup calls played out · HR% models the chance of a home run this game from platoon splits vs the probable's hand, last-30-days form, pitcher HR rate, and ballpark · SB% models the chance of a steal from steal rate per time on base, recent form, the pitcher's run-game record, and expected times on base · weather flags from the forecast at first pitch: rain, thunderstorms (flagged even at low rain odds), and wildfire smoke (US AQI 150+); roofed parks never flagged

Minor League Roster

Ordered by consensus prospect rank

  • 1.Seth Hernandez#7P20A+PIT
    Greensboro Grasshoppers · 2.43 ERA · 1.05 WHIP · 118 K in 74.0 IP
  • 2.Zyhir Hope#18CF21AALAD
    Erie SeaWolves · .281 / .362 / .514 · 24 HR · 18 SB
  • 3.Gage Wood#48P22AAPHI
    Reading Fightin Phils · 4.31 ERA · 1.23 WHIP · 106 K in 71.0 IP
  • 4.Jett Williams#59SS22AAANYM
    Nashville Sounds · .233 / .340 / .384 · 9 HR · 21 SB
  • 5.Kevin Alvarez#84OF18AHOU
    Fayetteville Woodpeckers · .270 / .347 / .447 · 9 HR · 14 SB
  • 6.Johenssy Colome#150SS17RkATH
    DSL Athletics · .227 / .429 / .360 · 1 HR · 7 SB
  • 7.Juneiker Caceres#160OF18A+CLE
    Lake County Captains · .311 / .409 / .516 · 11 HR · 7 SB
  • 8.Tommy White#1813B23MLBA's
    Athletics · .292 / .336 / .426 · 10 HR · 2 SB
  • 9.Termarr JohnsonSS22AAAPIT
    Indianapolis Indians · .199 / .336 / .319 · 8 HR · 24 SB
  • 10.Paulino SantanaOF19ATEX
    Hickory Crawdads · .272 / .396 / .452 · 13 HR · 21 SB
  • 11.Adolfo SanchezOF19ACIN
    Daytona Tortugas · .182 / .300 / .394 · 2 HR · 0 SB
  • 12.Ethan PetryOF22AAWAS
    Harrisburg Senators · .249 / .334 / .458 · 17 HR · 6 SB
  • 13.Yorger BautistaOF18RkSEA
    ACL Mariners · .283 / .345 / .489 · 9 HR · 9 SB
  • 14.Jaxson WigginsP24AAACHC
    Iowa Cubs · 7.98 ERA · 1.84 WHIP · 35 K in 29.1 IP

Franchise Record Book

Best season
11-7-3 (2023)
Toughest season
5-11-5 (2024)
Best / average finish
#5 best · #6.3 average

Franchise Seasons

YearTeam NameFinishRecord
2025White Men Can’t Dump#88-11-2
2024The Albiessinian Empire#75-11-5
2023The Albiessinian Empire#511-7-3
2022The Albiessinian Empire#511-9-0
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